1 tree can start a forest. 1 smyl can start a friendship. 1 touch
can show u care. 1 frnd can make lyf worth living. 10x 4 being a
friend. 10
RISONS PAGDI NAGREPLY ANG KATEX MO: 10>nasa CR 9>sira/off celpon 8>iting
7>wlang narecib 6>ubos kolkard 5>tulog 4>kuripot 3>tamad 2>patay na
1>maykaSEX 3
messages
received
1
"Hw lucky i am4 having a FRIEND
lyk U."
2
"A sweet prson lyk U dservs a lyftym
hapines"
3
"U r being cared alwys bcoz U r
SPECIAL. gud am A
Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man's
sex organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a
magnifiying glass. A
husband and wife fighting, wife: inamo! Husband: inamo rin! Wife: tarantado!
Husband: tarantado ka rin! Wife: gago! Husband: gago ka rin! Wife:
supot! Husband: yun nga lang. A
husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her
on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like
this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
a
husbnd coming hom frm a confesion sudenly lifted his wife n carried her.
W: y did d priest tel u 2 b so romantic lyk dis? H:no, he told me 2
carry my cross. a
husbnd coming hom frm a confesion sudenly lifted his wife n carried her. W:
y did d priest tel u 2 b so romantic lyk dis? H:no, he told me 2 carry
my cross.
A
kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point...
So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
A
lady goes to the dentist. Takes off her panties and spreads her legs.
Dentist: Mam di po ako ob-gyne! Lady: IKAW GUMAWA NG PUSTISO NG MISTER KO,
NGAYON TANGGALIN MO!
